This is the quote archive from the year 2000.
December 31st, 2000
"TO ETERNITY AND BEYOND!!!"
Pastor Ken Fong, Urbana main speaker, paraphrasing Tim Allen
December 30th, 2000
"If you want your light to shine brightly, go to dark places."
"I've met a lot of interesting people here... Mostly Canadian."
Susan Cho Van Riesen
Dianne Yi, on Urbana demographics
December 28th, 2000
"Be White! Be White!"
Alex McGee, Urbana speaker, while doing the Black Power handsign (he's African American)
December 26th, 2000
"Maybe you should just steam your pants."
Cherryl Reyes, who later said it was funny in her head
December 25th, 2000
"For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government shall be upon his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace."
Isaiah 9:6, New International Version
December 24th, 2000
""
Antoine Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince
December 19th, 2000
"BOMENOGER"
Word of the Day
November 4th, 2000
"Sam Simmons caught a 12-yard crossing pass over the middle with 20 seconds left Saturday as Northwestern (No. 23 ESPN/USA Today, No. 21 AP) outlasted No. 12 Michigan 54-51 in a frenzied game that was destined to come right down to the end."
Nancy Armour, EVANSTON, Ill. (AP)
November 3rd, 2000
"Eat the World"
FoodLife Restaurant Slogan
November 2nd, 2000
"Kashif just told me the project is due Saturday."
Jeff Jhee
November 1st, 2000
"SANKA RULES WITh SAFETY FIRST!!!
SExY BOUEYS FOReVER!!!"
Dan LeClerc, http://www.delphi.com/cty2000
October 31st, 2000
"That's stupid."
Me, in response to Yashih's stupid quote
October 30th, 2000
"Birds can fly over your head, but don't let them make a nest in it."
Mom
October 29th, 2000
"He's delightful."
Gina Oka, on Mikhail Pletnev
October 28th, 2000
"Oh we go up, up, up the staircase... Oh we go up, up, up, and down... Oh we go up, up, up the staircase... Oh we go up, and, down.""
Song stuck in my head, written by Samantha in my Modes of Music class
October 27th, 2000
"...and Owen, the Irish-Korean..."
Reverend Tom Sharkey, at IV large group
October 26th, 2000
"Take your shirt off."
Yiting Huang, at Mao's surprise birthday party
October 25th, 2000
"Take your shirt off."
Jeff Jhee, at Owen's surprise beerthday party
October 24th, 2000
"Were you surprised?"
Ben Wu, (before the surprise)
October 23rd, 2000
"Parent's minds are always on their children."
Thoughts to Share With a Wonderful Son, Blue Mountain Arts
October 22nd, 2000
"RESIDUE"
Word of the Day
October 21st, 2000
"Tuvu"
Word of the Day
October 20th, 2000
"iwrote a rap. it has bad words in it, but i think it's still pretty good.. i blame the explicit lyrics on Hollywood and the media."
Eric Cheung
October 19th, 2000
"You've turned my mourning into dancing again, you're lifted my sorrows. I can't stay silent I must sign for your joy has come."
praise song
October 18th, 2000
"Relax. We can discuss it and perhaps work something out."
Robert MacDonald, C01 Professor
October 17th, 2000
"Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more important than clothes?"
Matthew 6:25
October 16th, 2000
"Mullen said he had to close Burger King about a year-and-a-half ago, when squirrels ate wiring in the restaurant's lighting system and caused a one- or two-hour shutdown, he said."
By Mike Saewitz, The Daily Northwestern
October 15th, 2000
"Fo' God so luvved de wo'd..."."
Wayne Kim and Jason Park
October 14th, 2000
"Excuse me?"
Me, when the lights went out.... I will only tell you the full story if you ask me.
October 13th, 2000
"Boobs are valid."
Kathy Sievers
October 12th, 2000
"So screw you. And your jockstrap."
My web design project.
October 11th, 2000
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"
October 10th, 2000
"In a nutshell."
Gina Oka
October 9th, 2000
"I crave the stain of tears"
To Earthward, by Robert Frost
October 8th, 2000
"As opposed to a LOSER."
Lisa Chang
October 7th, 2000
"It's hard to argue with a life so well lived."
Kathy Sievers on Bill Clinton on Mother Theresa
October 6th, 2000
"My unborn children ... I want to bring them to fruition."
Esther Kang
October 5th, 2000
"Wish!"
Ben Wu
October 4th, 2000
"'Bastard' is our term of endearment."
Janet Yang
October 1st, 2000
"I lay the blame on some of my favorite people: women. They don't watch as much football, baseball or basketball as men, but they flock to watch the Olympics. They spend a lot of money. Advertisers salivate. NBC capitulates. We get stuck with the Oprah-lympics."
Sam Eifling, Daily Northwestern
September 30th, 2000
"I now present to you Mr. --- --- Ted ------."
Pastor at Missy's wedding (--- denotes unintelligible)
September 27th, 2000
"You know how r*** always makes me laugh."
Tim Waclawski
September 13th, 2000
"Loving you
is like a dream comes true
and all of
this is because live you
can be replaced."
random wedding invitation
September 10th, 2000
"Because my hands are so huge."
Cherryl Reyes
September 6th, 2000
"This passport is expired."
The guy at the ticket booth
September 5th, 2000
"Doing that Owen's voice on repeat thing again."
Gina J., letter, cryptic message
September 4th, 2000
"You have to change."
Amos Yang, in my dream
September 3rd, 2000
"The tamping iron he was holding contacted a rock, and the powder exploded.
The consequences of this act are described by Dr. John Harlow in as 1848 article
entitled "Passage of an Iron Rod Through the Head."
"I honestly believe that [there are people who] can come here on Sundays and
worship and sing praise songs and go home and cheat on their taxes."
Neuroscience: Exploring the Brain
Pastor David from Chinese Christian Alliance Church
September 2nd, 2000
"we can always talk some other time sillie/now that we found each other/i doubt we'll lose each other again"
Diana Wan, IM
August 31st, 2000
"1) Visited South Central LA. Saw the intersection where the riots started
and some crackwhores on the street. Will see Compton tomorrow....
...Tomorrow's agenda includes going to a shooting range. Other possibilities
are a Korean night club, a weekend flight to Vegas, Universal Studios, and
something else. "
Tony So, Itinerary
August 29th, 2000
"Cupcakes...!"
Gina Oka
August 28th, 2000
[the thing my pastor said about making mistakes and confessing]
[the pastor guy]
August 27th, 2000
"Enter to win"
Sweepstakes entry box
August 13th, 2000
"The new Genie Accelerator. Remember, any other garage-door opener is only half fast."
radio commercial
August 12th, 2000
"Maybe I've got this all wrong, but right now, I'm pretty convinced. I
honestly feel like an ass right now. It's too bad that I can't do
anything about it, really. Oh well. Feel free to tell me what you
think..."
Jeff Jhee, too paranoid
August 11th, 2000
"I miss you."
Owen Lei, to everyone
August 10th, 2000
"Hi, Unnkol Ownen. Lemme tellyou somsthin..."
Malcolm Lei
August 9th, 2000
"So how about it?"
Norman Lei, asking me to go to Florida
August 8th, 2000
"Some people say/that everything has got its place and time./Even the day must give way to the night./But I'm not buyin'./Cause in your eyes, I see a love that burns eternally/ and you see how beautiful you are to me./And no, I'm not lyin'."
"Swear It Again", by Westlife
August 6th, 2000
[ask me and maybe I'll tell you what she said]
Gina Oka
August 5th, 2000
"Unfortunately, experimental verification of the second law [of thermodynamics] is not practicable, since it requires dismantling an organism to its component molecules, which would result in its irreversible death."
Dr. Donald Voet, Fundamentals of Biochemisty
August 4th, 2000
"Those eyes, those sighs, they're part of the tender trap."
from The Tender Trap by Frank Sinatra
August 3rd, 2000
"Lovely... with your smile aglow, and you cheeks so soft... there is nothing for me
but to love you... and the way you look tonight."
from The Way You Look Tonight sung by Tony Bennett
August 2nd, 2000
"I did? Oh."
Frank Wei
July 21st, 2000
"...and Jacob plows, fool. And I've been milkin' and plowin' for so long that,
even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone."
"Weird" Al Yankovic, Amish Paradise
July 21st, 2000
"Keep your eye open."
Hugh Jackman, X-Men
July 19th, 2000
"So, are you on tonight?"
Andrew McWilliams, on duty shifts (pleasant surprise)
July 18th, 2000
"I just felt sorry whenever I got a good hand."
Rick Davis Thompson
July 17th, 2000
"YOU BROKE THE RULE... BIG TIME!"
Gina Oka
July 16th, 2000
"Je suis un homme serieux! Je suis un homme serieux! ... Mais ca n'est pas u homme! C'est un champignon!""
"Le Petit Prince" by Antoine Saint Exupery
July 15th, 2000
"So how many people did you bring home with you?"
Mom
July 12th, 2000
"Yes, there will be a renaissance in Algeria."
David Papiasvili
July 11th, 2000
"When you feel all alone/And a loyal friend is hard to find/You're caught in a one way street
With the monsters in your head/When hopes and dreams are far away and/You feel like you can't face they day..."
Savage Garden, "Crash and and Burn"
July 10th, 2000
"When you feel all alone/And the world has turned it's back on you/Give me a moment please to tame your wild wild heart/I know you feel like the walls are closing in on you/It's hard to find relief and people can be so cold..."
Savage Garden, "Crash and and Burn"
July 9th, 2000
"You are... my bo-ba."
from the Bok Choi Boys
July 8th, 2000
"And it was weird because my computer was set up..."
Owen Lei, drifting in and out of consciousness
July 7th, 2000
"You did not just say attitudinal."
Gina Oka
July 6th, 2000
"Freedom!"
Mel Gibson, Braveheart
June 8th, 2000
No quote for today, just trying to remember that fantastic Japanese meal I had tonight.
Matsuya
June 7th, 2000
"Everyone tells me you're hilarious."
Natalie Hirt (they don't tell me that, Natalie)
June 6th, 2000
"...a simplified version of the classic Mario Bros. game."
CS A10, final project notes (I argued for a "very" or an "extremely")
June 5th, 2000
"Someone opened your door while you were sleeping and so when I walked by I saw that you were barely able to stay on your bed with all that stuff piled on it."
Vivian Lee
June 4th, 2000
"What the hell does a penis do?"
Janet Yang
June 3rd, 2000
"Another Seung-Joo Moment..."
Dave Kim, HIS Banquet
June 2nd, 2000
"You're going to shave your legs."
Chhay Tea
June 1st, 2000
"I've heard it said about a man who'd climb a mountain, just to be with the one he loves. How many times has that promise been broken? It has never been done. I've never climbed the highest mountain, but I walked the hills of Calvary..."
"Love Song", by Third Day
May 31st, 2000
"KLONDIKE!?!"
Spencer Chen
May 30th, 2000
"...Lord, that we're singing for an audience of one."
Phil Yu, final concert
May 29th, 2000
"OLIO"
Crossword puzzle
May 28th, 2000
"I am not a SONG!"
Lisa Chang
May 27th, 2000
"Happy Scrappy Hero Pup"
"Clerks"
May 26th, 2000
"Follow Jesus, follow Jesus, follow Jesus."
Mike Shen, Senior Words of Wisdom
May 25th, 2000
"Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world-and the real world?"
Morpheus, "The Matrix"
May 24th, 2000
"Smoking, non-smoking, or neutral?"
Jason Bang, dream
May 23rd, 2000
"Coming to a ford in the river, two Zen monks met a beautiful maiden who asked assistance in getting across because of the depth and the strength of the current. The first monk hesitated, starting to make apologies--the rules of the religious order forbade physical contact with women. The second monk, however, without a moment's hesitation picked her up and carried her across. With a parting gesture of thanks, the young woman continued on her way. After some time, the first monk said to the second, 'You shouldn't have picked her up like that--the rules forbid it.' The second monk replied in surprise, 'You must be very tired indeed! As soon as we had crossed the river I put her down. But you! You have been carrying her all this time!'"
Old Zen fable
May 24th, 2000
"Have you seen Ben's palsied fruit imitation?"
Hilary Holmes
May 21st, 2000
"See Jeff, even Confucius is on your side!"
[alternate quote of the day]: "An ambition is within reach."
Tony So [and the fortune cookie Tony was talking about]
May 20th, 2000
"This is scandalous!"
Dave Choi, IV spring celebration video interview
May 19th, 2000
"That's it, a nuclear submarine!"
Denise Richards, "007: The World Is Not Enough", (poorly I might add)
May 18th, 2000
"Shut up! Shuuut up!"
Benjamin Wu, small group leader
May 17th, 2000
"Owen, you're a stalker!"
Jane Kim (only when I want to be Jane, only when I want to be)
May 16th, 2000
"Despite getting plenty of open shots, the Suns never got going in a lopsided 87-65 loss Tuesday night, allowing the Lakers to clinch the best-of-seven series 4-1."
Associated Press
May 15th, 2000
"Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped."
African proverb
May 14th, 2000
"We're closer to God."
Pastor Walter, on Bethel's move to the 4th floor 9:30am service
May 13th, 2000
"There's the cause of all our problems."
Daniel Wang, on the same subject as Josh Tao (see below)
May 12th, 2000
"Let's just say that I'm going to be going to Merle's soon."
Josh Tao
May 11th, 2000
"Doesn't David play hockey?"
Lisa Chang
May 10th, 2000
"Cause we're free, yeah yeah, oh we have been forgiven. God's grace has taken off these chains and given us these wings. And I'm free, yeah yeah, and the freedom we've been given, is something that not even death can take from you and me because... we're free."
Steven Curtis Chapman, "Free"
May 9th, 2000
"Dang, you guys seriously look like Night of the Living Dead."
Phil Yu, to HIS
May 8th, 2000
"Hey, so we were all checking out the same girl at different times... secretly!"
Jason Bang
May 7th, 2000
"Dude, my friend Harry..."
Venkat Seshadri (it's the part that came before that makes it funny)
May 6th, 2000
"I am so glad that is over."
Sylvia Lee (Amen sister, Amen.)
May 6th, 2000
"Imagine a desert..."
Allen Miller
May 5th, 2000
"Wait, I think you're supposed to go the other way."
Owen Lei/Jeff Jhee, several times on Dundee Rd.
May 4th, 2000
"The single major feature that distinguishes nerve cell differentiation and growth from that of all other cell types is the outgrowth of an axon from a nerve cell body, in a specific direction, along a specific pathway, to form synaptic connections with specific targets. The proper functioning of the nervous system depends on this."
Jacobson, 1978 (from Developmental Neuorbiology Handout)
May 4th, 2000
"Hi ducks."
Professor Stern, Modes of Theatre
May 3rd, 2000
"You are always the Lord, even if we're just chillin' or kickin' it."
Rejoyce guy, in prayer
May 2nd, 2000
"My mom always used to tell me that when you sing, you're actually praying twice."
Cortney Wobig
May 1st, 2000
"Old endgame lost of old, play and lose and have done with losing."
Hamm, Endgame, by Samuel Beckett
April 30th, 2000
"This is the first time the newcomers have scared me."
Judy Jou, Bethel van
April 29th, 2000
"Why don't we just pick up the car and move it?"
Meg Tyler (and then we did)
April 28th, 2000
"90210"
the lady at the post office
April 27th, 2000
"There's a loyalty that deeper than mere sentiment, and a music higher than the songs that I can sing... If I stand, let me stand on the promise, that you will pull me through. And if I can't, let me fall on the grace that first brought me to you."
Rich Mullins, If I Stand
April 26th, 2000
"Hey Sarah, umm... do you know what key 'View That Holy City' is in?"
Owen Lei, HIS pitch, telephone call
April 25th, 2000
"I'm sleeping. And you should be too."
Eric Cheung, N/A
April 24th, 2000
"Maybe now that I've got your mojo she'll say 'hello' to me."
Tony So, of Rey and Roger
April 23rd, 2000
"Now, monks, for a very long time these beings continue to consume this earth-essence. It is their food, what they eat, and it shapes them. Those who eat a lot of it take on an ugly appearance, whereas those who only consume a little of it become good looking. And the ones who are good looking become contemptuous of those who are ugly. 'We are handsome,' they declare, 'and you look bad.'"
Sutra on Knowing the Beginning, from John S. Strong, "The Experience of Buddhism"
April 22nd, 2000
"Oh really? To me: I love you. To Cherryl: I love you. What's the difference?"
Jeff Jhee, on my difference in dialogue.
April 21st, 2000
"When I say Jesus you say Christ: Jesus! Christ! Jesus! Christ!"
Lady that led the Urbana Worship team.
April 20th, 2000
"To God? Is it Allah God or that fat Buddhist guy?"
Wayne Kim
April 19th, 2000
"And the one day, I'm in a gallery, and I see Mike's painting, called, SARDINES."
Frank O'Hara, "Why I Am Not A Painter"
April 18th, 2000
"One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve."
Albert Schweitzer
April 17th, 2000
"When does a date become a crime, Owen, when does a date become a crime?"
Anthony So
April 16th, 2000
"Yeah, it was easy."
Jane Kim, on MCATs
April 15th, 2000
"... i was just sitting there thinking hey i'm sharing food with ted...hmm, i wonder how owen's doing..."
Tina Yang
April 14th, 2000
"I am fortune's fool..."
Joseph Fiennes, twice, in "Romeo and Juliet," from Shakespeare In Love
April 13th, 2000
"...38...39...40."
HIS Basses, pushup fees for being late
April 12th, 2000
"Let's give them hell."
Jeff Jhee, in an email responding to my telling him that the Daily Northwestern failed to mention Jason Bang once even though he was the write-in candidate with the most votes.
April 11th, 2000
"Jason Bang 61
jason bang 6
Jason Bong 2
Jason Beng 1
- Total Votes: 70 -"
ASG Election Poll Results (Jason got 4th place, 1st among write-ins)
April 10th, 2000
"We live in secret cities
And we travel unmapped roads.
We speak words between us that we recognize
But which cannot be looked up.
They are our words.
They come from very far inside our mouths."
Alberto Rios, "The Cities Inside Us"
April 9th, 2000
"We were wondering if you'd like to live with us in a suite in Kemper?"
Vivian Lee, No. 6
April 8th, 2000
"And suddenly I thought that no one could ever see these files and that I had to burn them all and hide them deep inside of me."
Alice Liao, the wall of files skit
April 7th, 2000
"It's freakin' snowing in the middle of April?"
Jeff Jhee, not in Toledo
April 6th, 2000
"Janet wanna cracker."
Janet Yang
April 5th, 2000
"No, not nerdy... nerdly."
Anthony So
April 4th, 2000
"Yeah, she said your lips were very kissable."
Jane Kim, please don't ask.
April 3rd, 2000
"Owen, I pulled a 2739; will I be able to live in the vicinity of NU?"
Ben Wu, housing issues
April 2nd, 2000
"Hip... Hiphop?... Hiphop-Anonymous?"
Rob Schneider, Big Daddy
April 1st, 2000
"God created fat."
M. Mao, in sing-song
March 30th, 2000
"Hey Owen, I have an idea. Jason Bang for President of ASG."
Jeff Jhee, Head Campaign Manager for the J.B.F.A.S.G.P.2K+1.C.C.
March 30th, 2000
"Sr-weeeird."
Eugene Kim, of SES, in "Arirang Marriage"
March 29th, 2000
"... we tried that shakedown thing of yours, and our rehearsal was abnormally pumped up."
Josh Chen, from UMich's "Good News"
March 28th, 2000
"They fed us like kings... I have never been more regular in my life."
Phil Yu, on CUP
March 27th, 2000
"Chaang-ding."
Jhee's "Chinese" saying, because I couldn't think of anything else.
March 26th, 2000
"It ain't no lie, baby Bye Bye Bye (bye bye)."
N' Sync, Bye Bye Bye, returning from Michigan.
March 25th, 2000
"I'm really sorry guys, we were halfway through Na Na Na."
Dave Kim, excuse for losing three cars trailing him after Gospel Jam.
March 24th, 2000
[SJ's telephone charade deal.. tapping hand, and dying...]
Seung-Joo Lee
March 23th, 2000
"Socrates... Aristotle... and the ODB."
Pete, I-Ming's roommate
March 22th, 2000
"Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with me."
Revelations 3:20, ask me why.
March 21th, 2000
"Just go quickly and if someone comes by we'll bark."
Jenny Shin, trying to convince Craig to go to the bathroom in the most dank, digusting, doorless, lockless bathroom you'll ever encounter.
March 20th, 2000
"Holy cow."
Paul Kim, on seeing a veritable ocean of cattle on Interstate 5.
March 19th, 2000
"Get behind me, Tempter, you're hugging the shore."
Pastor at Larry's church, on stepping out of your normal bounds.
March 18th, 2000
"Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost, but now am found... was blind, but now I see."
Grandma, at Grandpa's 92nd birthday
March 17th, 2000
"Classico Ai-yee"
Morrigan, Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo
March 16th, 2000
"I gave up stalking for Lent. You should too."
Eric D.
March 15th, 2000
"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?' You can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'"
Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
March 14th, 2000
"We are #1! We are 'A'!"
Encouragement, Dad
March 13th, 2000
"D) A and B
E) A and C
F) None of the above"
Friggin' Psychopathology final.
March 12th, 2000
"love you."
Mom, on back of Exam Survival Kit
March 11th, 2000
"Share the Shen."
Hillary Lum, to Wayne Kim
March 10th, 2000
"A legend is a wind that moves unseen
As if passing through a sea of grass."
Hayao Miyazaki, "Mononoke Hime"
March 9th, 2000
"The turkey has held the people's interest."
Chris "Lee" Wang, final paper
March 8th, 2000
"Of course, we don't know how often goats do it..."
Tim Waclawski
March 7th, 2000
"A problem is a chance for you to do your best."
Duke Ellington
March 6th, 2000
"What are you doing rethinking your position? You're like the anchor. I look at myself and then think, 'Well at least I'm not as bad as Janet.'"
Tim Waclawski
March 5th, 2000
"Constantly be infatuated with Christ."
Pastor Walter Lee
March 4th, 2000
"Why would I go for her? It's like dating Sang with long hair. I got all the Sang I need, right here."
Brian Fisher
March 3rd, 2000
"I'll take the pretty girl."
Joon-Ro Yoon
March 2nd, 2000
"YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!"
Janet Yang, proposed subject heading
March 1st, 2000
"Penalty for touching cards, Sung."
Repeated throughout Mao
February 29th, 2000
"owen, i have been getting a slurry of hate-mail in my samus kwo mailbox"
Eric Cheung, ICQ
February 19th, 2000
"Well, slotted pig, they're standard issue."
Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story 2
February 18th, 2000
"Brothers by 1!"
a movie that Jeff and I both saw while in separate states waiting for the All-Star game
February 14th, 2000
"Never forget that I am praying for you."
Sonya Koo, ICQ (again)
February 9th, 2000
"I clean my room twice a week every week. At no given time is it ever clean."
Jeff Jhee
January 29th, 2000
"Maybe the bed wants to go to you!"
Venkat Seshadri, on lethargy
December 5th, 1999
"it's like thunder and lightning, and everything you could ever feel about
a girl. it was like... BAM. you don't understand. i think i'm in
love. it's like magic. it was like incredible, i can't even explain
it. it's like i heard my own heart beat when i met her. you don't
understand... it was like so much "vibe" i can't handle it. you
have no idea. like, BAM, she's the one. it was like, oh my god.
the thing is i don't even know her that well, but i know her. i
felt all my "vibes", all my natural instincts... pulsating when
i met her. it was like an aura."
I-Ming Shiou
November 30th, 1999
"Personality is what you are without others around."
Judith "Judes"
Wong
November 1st, 1999
"If I had it my way, I'd have everyone on this planet spayed or neutered."
Jeff "Rey" Jhee
October 27th, 1999
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second
mouse gets the cheese."
Steven Wright
October 1st, 1999
"I just want to beaver chew, right here wit chew, just like this."
Mistaken Aerosmith Lyrics
August 30th, 1999
"Who names their kid Shlo?"
YiShaun Chen, in response to Eric's poor pronunciation.
May 19th, 1999
"the coolest part is Genesis 4:7
If we do what's right, we are accepted- all consequences and circumstances
are good. However, if we do wrong, we are subject to sin, and we must deal
with the choice of evil.
awesome."
Sonya Koo, ICQ
March 8th, 1999
"Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear is my ally."
Darth Maul, Episode 1 Music Video
March 4th, 1999
"Welcome to my dungeon of delight."
Hotbot Search Engine commericial
February 14th, 1999
"Well, some people say that everything works out for the best in the end. Of course, I don't say that, but maybe there's some truth to it."
My RA, Ellen Viruleg
February 13, 1999
"I'd do anything for money, well not everything, but maybe I'll do it."
Jeff Jhee
February 5, 1999
"Eric Cheung drinks every night and comes home with a woman in each arm."
Eric Cheung, on Eric Cheung
January 2, 1999
"She's just a bunch of legs and boobs."
Yashih Wu, on random persons
August 21, 1998
"Throw your hands in the air if ya' bein' mauled by a bear."
Stephen Tam
March 23th, 2000
"so i thought, in my oh-so-creative way, 'i should make my screen name sunnyh so that if anyone went to sunny hills, they'd know what it stood for.'"
Sylvia Lee, on the origins of her AOL screen name