Excerpt about Jeff from conversation between me and Tony (extraneous conversation removed):
o W E n S esame (9:37:31 AM): i guess he is teaching
SM3 gma (9:38:10 AM): wonder what his schedule is
SM3 gma (9:38:15 AM): and what exactly he's teaching
o W E n S esame (9:38:54 AM): "now, this is a forehand. it's more versatile than the standard throw. make sure you hold it like this, then flick with the wrist."
SM3 gma (9:39:09 AM): HA
o W E n S esame (9:39:38 AM): "and make sure you add the bananas while you're blending, not before... this brings out the flavor in the ice cream."
SM3 gma (9:40:28 AM): HAH!!!
o W E n S esame (9:40:31 AM): "actuarial work can be very satisfying for you math whizzes."
o W E n S esame (9:40:46 AM): see if i have any other gems for you...
SM3 gma (9:40:50 AM): might as well make a fake QOTD archive while ur at it
SM3 gma (9:41:00 AM): or better yet
SM3 gma (9:41:07 AM): deep thoughts, by jaj handey
o W E n S esame (9:41:34 AM): "now the easiest way to get assailants off your bed is to roar loudly, then flail."
SM3 gma (9:42:05 AM): hahahaha
o W E n S esame (9:42:30 AM): "girl trouble? where do you think you are? this is a Kaplan course, not Dr. Jhee's Love Tips!?!"